Play Dance Teen (A Chorus Line) - Musical Play

I swiped my dance card 
once after an audition. 
And on the scale of ten they 
gave me for dance... 
ten.. for looks... three. 

Well, dance ten looks three 
And I´m still on unemployment, 
Dancing for my own enjoinment. 
That ain´t it kid, that ain´t it kid 
dance ten looks three, it´s like to die. 
Left the theater and 
Called the doctor for 
My appointment to buy 
Tits and ass. 
Bought myself a fancy pair. 
Tied up the dirty hair. 
Did the nose with it. 
All that goes with it. 
Tits and ass. 
Have the bingo bongos jub. 
Suddenly I´m getting national tours. 
Tits and ass won´t get you jobs 
Unless they´re yours. 
Didn´t cost a fortune either, 
didn´t hurt my sex life either. 
Flat and slassy, 
I would get the strays and losers. 
Bakers really can´t be choosers. 
That ain´t it kid, that ain´t it kid. 
Fixed to tha chassis, 
´How do you do´ 
Life turned into an 
endless medley of 
´Gee it had to be you´. 
Why? Tits and ass. 
Where the cupboard 
Once was bare, 
now you´re knocking someone´s there. 
You have got em hey, top to bottom hey. 
It´s a guess. Just a dash of silicon. 
Shake your new marracas. And your fine. 
Tits and ass can change your life. 
They sure changed mine. 

You´re looking at my tits, are you? 
Have it all done. 
Honey, take my word. 
Grab a cow, come on, 
see the wizard on, park and 73rd. 
For... tits and ass. 
Orchestra and balcony. 
What they want... is what you see. 
Keep the best of you, 
do the rest of you. 
Hits or class. 
I have never seen it fail. 
Do your contour chorus girl or whipe. 

Tits and ass, 
yes tits and ass 
have changed my life.